Last illegal thing you did?

-I went to a hookah bar,I'm 17i just finished a jointI went to a hookah bar, I'm 17





you are soooo bad *** man when people walk by you they whisper"watch out for that girl i bet she does illegal stuff" man you are scary I hope you dont come and find me and hurt me, be careful i mean if you post this stuff online the cops could come after you heck dare i say...the FBI! yeah seriously be careful they could put you on the top 10 most wanted.Hookah bars are pretty serious business.
I guess it would that I did not get my dogs license up to date.

Long story.

My pups got out because someone, unknown, opened my side gate. Our community service officer came to my door with the wayward dogs.I was written up because one of the dogs license had expired. I, of coarse, ignored it. The next thing that happened was a letter in the mail saying that I had to pay $1300 to take care of the problem. Which I ignored. The next thing that happened was another letter that said I had to pay $1100 to take care of my citation. Which I ignored. Then guess what was the next thing to show up? A warrant for arrest. I went to the police station and turned myself in. I was arrested and given a court date. All I had to do was show that the dog was licensed and pay a $60 fine.



Thank god the economy has gotten so bad that that community service officer has been laid off, he was a pain in the you know what.
probably what i did this past sunday when i went to walmart. I "took" a few beans that i saw on the shelf. i guess one of the bags was torn. I was so darn nervous cuz i could have gotten caught. I had to pretend to tie my shoe and when i went down as i looked around i snatched a few only to realize the ones i got were split so ffs i had to "tie" my other shoe. Quickly got some good ones and was GONE! I had been wanting to plant bean plants like i did in HS biology back then. Im not good with planting so every time i tried growin flowers in my gmas garden they nvr sprouted :/ so i thought bean plants r fool proof. I got them home and prepared them so i got my fingers cross for if they dont grow i will have stolen for nothin and that would make me feel even more guilty than the time i took 2 not 1 but 2! candies from a resturants basket that said "Free, take one :)" didnt say to take 2 im such a BAD BOY...that felt guilty and had to go back in there and tell the cashiers and gave them 10 cents to cover the charge cuz they got cams didnt want to get caught and force to pay them back in washin a single dish :(



Well enjoy the rest of ur night and have a great upcommin day, hookah eh? lol right by the walmart where i live there is a hookah bar about 30ft away from the walmart building :O
used a bus pass that was gonna expire in 5 minutes before i got in the bus. the thing is, i was in the bus for more than 5 minutes and stayed there for another 7 minutes with it expired! am i going to hell?
shoplift a sachet of coffee with my girlfriend just for the fun of it.we both don,t drink coffee so we gave it to my sister.
download a song online ! Please dont tell on me !
planking =p its apparently considered loitering rofl (yes i knwo planking is really dumb)
*avoids question*
Drank a beer.
Last Christmas I wore a Holiday sweater.
Cross the road with the red signal!
Watch porn while I'm underage :D
nothing
Drove while drunk... yeah...
i went 77mph in a 70mph zone
You shouldn't pay for sex
Speeding, 120 on the e way.
drove over the speed limit.
smoke weed all day
What a badass
Dodgey....I rode my bike without my helmet on -.- shoot me.
Rode in the parking lot without my seat belt on! Please, don't tell!!!