What's the funniest joke you've ever heard of?

-Q: What did Obama say to his wife when he proposed?



A: I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMA SELFQ: What did Obama say to his wife when he proposed?



A: I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMA SELFHow do you get Simba to get over to you faster?



MUFASTAAAAAAAA



lol it's so bad its funny
Dane Cook - The Monopoly Joke
It's not a joke but this still cracks me up to this day. "HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN' FOR YOU, N***A!"
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
Joshua Davies can't believe his luck.



He beats his ex-girlfriend to death for one free breakfast and ends up getting all his meals free for the next 30 years!
diarrhea
whats brown and sticky?

a stick



why dont dinosaurs talk?

because theyre dead
Who knows iv'e been alive for 14 years