What would you do in this situation?

-Manbearpig emerges from the woods and knocks on your front door. You're home alone and answer the door. He wants to use your phone to call up his baby mama.

You:



1) Invite him over for dinner but do not let him use your phone. Manbearpig germs are nasty.

2) let him use the phone. He asks for a milkshake and you tell him to get out of your yard.

3) Let him use the phone only if he sings "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"

4) Play naked twister. Learn manbearpigs wild side and become friends with benefits.

5) Allow him to use the phone but only if he adds you on MySpace



Contrary to popular belief - I am not on crack.i like playing naked twister with bears4!!!



Or



Secret option 6.



Let manbearpig use phone, only if he calls his friends and instructs them to buy pop, chips, Nutella, s'mores supplies, and a large TV in preparation for an awesome HP marathon. plus naked twister afterwards. And maybe jello shots
Definitely four. XD
LOL, Manbearpig.
Option 6 - Take gun out of holster. shoot manbearpig. use hide as coat.
4 woo :)
haha two
6) I knock him out with chloroform, and rape him. Then sell his as*.
haha

2

and 4 are my choices..